Fuck the North

Ok, so I'm eating at a debate tournament and one of our volunteer coaches makes a disparaging comment about Kentucky and says that its part of the South. I mention to him that its not, because Kentucky never joined the confederacy. Little did I know that this would start a firestorm.

So they go on about how we're still fighting the Civil War and shit and I just go off. Look, I know that the war is over, that we lost. All that. I get it. But what you don't get is that this motherfucker was in our back yards, all you got was a nice memorial in Gettysburg but I can literally walk 5 miles from my house and pull shot out of buildings that were placed there by this war we're supposedly still fighting.

Futhermore, you Northern motherfuckers are still getting off the boat! I can't throw a stone without hitting some fake ass Irish pissant who claims to be of the 33rd county of Ireland. A big middle finger to all of you! Same with the Italians here, and the Germans! You guys are all obsessed with your belief that you're still part of the Old World. Guess what, that's your heritage and the Civil War is mine. We had people die here, we had people fight here. You did not. Regardless the merits of the war, regardless the right or wrong of the war, they died. They died in my back yard. I had 22 men in my family (and that's just my dad's side) fight in this war. Did they believe in slavery? I don't know. But they died. And for you to be flippant little pissants about that, well, Fuck you.